Anonymous asked: EVA if u could have children w/ EACH member of 1d what would u name them??
THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!
- harry: somethin’ weird but delightful ie EUPHEMIA or ZEBULON. we can call em effie and lil z for short. they’ll probably end up having the most normal names at their local touchy-feely montessori school, anyway.
- louis: can’t decide if it would be CHARMINGLY OLD FASHIONED like eula or frances or asa OR elegant and vaguely regal like august or bijou. given the way his family reproduces (a lot and often in twins), MAYBE WE’LL NEED ALL OF EM, idk.
- liam: feels like you’d have to talk him down from going with one of the mega popular ones. NO, LIAM, I’M NOT NAMING OUR KID EMMA OR HENRY, GOD!!! THEY’LL SPEND THEIR WHOLE LIVES GOING “WAIT, EMMA P. OR EMMA H.?” you could probably talk him into a nice family name pretty easily though, like margaret or geoffrey or something.
- zayn: FIRST OF ALL i’m not sure that mortals can procreate with zayn malik, BUT ASSUMING WE CAN: it would have to be something almost CONDESCENDINGLY BEAUTIFUL to match the paternal parentage, like… actually, you know what? i’ve been thinking about this for about 10 minutes and i can’t come up with a single adequate example. he can pick. it’s his genes it’s gotta stand up to.
- niall: WHO EVEN KNOWS. the inside of that boy’s brain is a beautiful mystery to me. if it wasn’t something irish like aoife or pádraig or something, i could maybe see it being SICKENINGLY CUTE, especially for a little girl, like clementine or sunny or something.